Dave asked me how one would make mustard BBQ sauce

Good lord, man, I’d have no idea. You greatly overestimate my culinary skills. I like to make it the old fashioned way, by going to a restaurant. 

I can tell you there’s usually cider vinegar in it as well as the mustard. The one on Simply Recipes seems to be decent, and the one on DiscoverSouthCarolina seems interesting at least, with beer as an ingredient. 

Next time I come up to the city I’ll bring some bottles for you. 

lottiebites: zoeelizabeth:jeffmangum:twickster:satansdealer: I dont know any of theese candies. OMG. THE ABOVE COMMENT BLOWS MY MIND. HOW ANYONE CAN GO THROUGH LIFE WITHOUT TRYING CADBURYS CHOCOLATE IS INSANE. I’ve never seen/had any of these either :( Send me some!  #WHAT MAGICAL WORLD DO THESE COME FROM? You need to travel by unicorn horseback, as far East as possible. Once you reach water, stow away on board one of the pirate ships…it’s a 7 day journey, take enough food and water to keep you going. The ship will take you as far as the Emerald Isle…beware, this is not to be confused with the glistening Emerald City, there is no yellow brick road to guide your way, only a foul stench of stale Guinness…follow that unique smell until you find their Palace, under the heavy disguise as a brewery in Dublin.  Tip: Should you come across any small ginger haired (usually bearded and wearing green) men on your travels, who ask if you’d like to see their pot o’ gold, DO NOT ACCEPT, IT’S A TRAP…not to mention a really bad euphemism.  Once at the palace, exchange any valuables on your person, in order to board the hot air balloon which will take you across the Emerald sea and on to the Kingdom of the United People. You will be dropped off in a place called the Mid-lands, a vast and extraordinary part of the Kingdom, filled with unusual accents and very bad teeth (blame the chocolate), which is where you’ll find the magical Cadbury’s World, which you seek.  Good luck on your exciting journey, fair maiden…. Orrr, you could simply put your address in my askhole, and I’ll send you a selection over, it’s up to you? It’s terribly unfair that England has better chocolate than we do. I haven’t been able to eat anything called Hershey’s since I first tasted Dairy Milk. Occasionally I can get some good treats at the quaint little UK shop, but she doesn’t carry buenos which I know are German but still flipping awesome. 
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lottiebites:

zoeelizabeth:jeffmangum:twickster:satansdealer:

I dont know any of theese candies.

OMG. THE ABOVE COMMENT BLOWS MY MIND.

HOW ANYONE CAN GO THROUGH LIFE WITHOUT TRYING CADBURYS CHOCOLATE IS INSANE.

I’ve never seen/had any of these either :( Send me some! 

#WHAT MAGICAL WORLD DO THESE COME FROM?

You need to travel by unicorn horseback, as far East as possible. Once you reach water, stow away on board one of the pirate ships…it’s a 7 day journey, take enough food and water to keep you going.

The ship will take you as far as the Emerald Isle…beware, this is not to be confused with the glistening Emerald City, there is no yellow brick road to guide your way, only a foul stench of stale Guinness…follow that unique smell until you find their Palace, under the heavy disguise as a brewery in Dublin. 

Tip: Should you come across any small ginger haired (usually bearded and wearing green) men on your travels, who ask if you’d like to see their pot o’ gold, DO NOT ACCEPT, IT’S A TRAP…not to mention a really bad euphemism. 

Once at the palace, exchange any valuables on your person, in order to board the hot air balloon which will take you across the Emerald sea and on to the Kingdom of the United People. You will be dropped off in a place called the Mid-lands, a vast and extraordinary part of the Kingdom, filled with unusual accents and very bad teeth (blame the chocolate), which is where you’ll find the magical Cadbury’s World, which you seek. 

Good luck on your exciting journey, fair maiden….

Orrr, you could simply put your address in my askhole, and I’ll send you a selection over, it’s up to you?

It’s terribly unfair that England has better chocolate than we do. I haven’t been able to eat anything called Hershey’s since I first tasted Dairy Milk. Occasionally I can get some good treats at the quaint little UK shop, but she doesn’t carry buenos which I know are German but still flipping awesome. 

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