Oh that poor bastard.

That kicker is never going to live that one down.

Heyo! Somebody knows! Excellent news. Now I’ll be able to go back to brunch next week and be all, “Did you know that Browns comes from…” Sweet. Thanks, lady! :) And Sarah, the bar manager took me up on my challenge and decided to research it and that’s all he came up with too. “Uh…their fans say it’s a dog mascot…but…like, a brown dog? I guess? I don’t know.” 
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Heyo! Somebody knows! Excellent news. Now I’ll be able to go back to brunch next week and be all, “Did you know that Browns comes from…” Sweet. Thanks, lady! :)

And Sarah, the bar manager took me up on my challenge and decided to research it and that’s all he came up with too. “Uh…their fans say it’s a dog mascot…but…like, a brown dog? I guess? I don’t know.”