FUCK.
I could not believe this was happening as I watched (my visceral reaction to this triumvirate of shit is archived here, for those inclined). You guys, you’re supposed to be teachers.
Can we just discuss how there’s a Tumblr called “Look at this Jeopardy Contestant?”
he’d probably think it was funny
Taran Killam deserves better than this
In horror movies, it pays not to be a kid person.
I’ve got this movie “Case 39” on in the background right now, and 20 minutes in I can already tell you the kid did it. THE KID IS EVIL AND WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. I would never fall prey to this scenario, because I am resistant to freaky children and their emotionally manipulative ways. Poor little whinging child with the creepy eyes says she wants to come live with me? Sorry kid, not going to happen. Stay here and axe murder somebody else thanks.
I mean, I knew this movie was beyond the realm of suspended disbelief right from the beginning when she refuses to date a determined, bearded, social working Bradley Cooper because she’s “too busy with her career.” Shenanigans.
Similar to that Channing Tatum thing that’s going around
Re: the “This Means War” trailer? If I was in Tom Hardy’s arms and the sprinkler broke? Who cares. So you’ll get wet. Kiss the man, for god’s sake.
I shouldn’t have clicked the link
For now I have the rage. Obviously, I won’t go too far into it, because there is no arguing with people like these. Rational is not a word in their vocabulary. But these two boggle my mind the most.

Technically, 1 Corinthians 6:9 says: Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders
Paul’s letters to the Corinthians [not God] said [as they occurred in the past] that the wicked [which I’m betting includes you, Janet] will not inherit.
Also, among the sins. Can.not.pick.and.choose.

Some dude from some gay show. Oh, you mean this one?

