February 2012
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My cat doesn't appreciate it when I sing along to...
Tough baloney, feline. You could do a lot worse. At least I’ve had a wee bit of training and manage to stay on key.
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Now the demon child has killed Bradley Cooper with...
That’s just unforgivable.
Every time she walks by, coworker comments on how terrible Zellweger’s hair is.
This movie is bad, y’all.
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In horror movies, it pays not to be a kid person.
I’ve got this movie “Case 39” on in the background right now, and 20 minutes in I can already tell you the kid did it. THE KID IS EVIL AND WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. I would never fall prey to this scenario, because I am resistant to freaky children and their emotionally manipulative ways. Poor little whinging child with the creepy eyes says she wants to come live with me?...
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Anonymous asked: It sounds like you've had a rough week so I thought you'd like to know that there is a little Valentine's package headed your way. Since I love any excuse to indulge in heart decorations and eating lots of chocolate, this is a holiday that is right up my alley. No card, though, since I can't seem to get my act together and I remembered the card right after I sealed the box....
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I also met a professional golfer at the bar...
His name was Billy and he’s originally from Rhode Island. People who know things about golf knew who he was, and he actually had a fan approach, so I suppose he’s actually somebody. He had more product in his hair tonight than I’ve had in mine my whole life combined. He seemed very personable from our brief conversation, though.
Still doesn’t beat the time I met Mickey...
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Somebody that I used to know just came on the...
It’s extremely surreal, because no one in this bar has ever heard anything so indie in their lives.
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Why hello, Valerina's friends
Holy new followers, Batman!
Please bear with me for the next couple of days, I’m not usually so angry. We have a massive deadline at work tomorrow and the way I deal with not being able to kill people at work is to bitch about it on Tumblr.
I’m not normally always bitchy. I’m normally only slightly bitchy but mostly nice.
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Things that make my soul cry.
“Could you add quotation marks around that?”
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stabby stabby stabby
stabby stabby stabby
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The two snippets of email subjects I could see on...
Potty Training For Jazz Cats
50% off High Quality Men
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Because I've fallen into a Wikipedia K-Hole
Did you know McAvoy was originally supposed to play Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s role in 50/50? He backed out at the very last minute because his wife was about to have his son and he didn’t want to miss it - Which is admirable and just plain darling. I also didn’t realize that Fiona Anne-Marie (you know, the wife) was 9 years older than him. A) That’s fabulous and B) Girl looks...
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My landlord's house is dark.
I sure hope this means he’s not at home, because I just stood in the middle of the driveway for 10 minutes staring at the moon and pointing out constellations to myself.
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Thank you, thank you.
You girls are far too kind. Trust when I tell you my right hand looks nowhere near as snazzy. And honestly, if I can do it, so can you.
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I realized last night I'm probably a massive...
For having an empty shell casing from when I went to the shooting range on my night stand, right next to my Budda statue.
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Job posting of the day
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I love college Jeopardy
It’s the only time I get to feel smart.
Also, is the MIT girl wearing a tiara?
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I apparently have to listen to things about 6...
That Gotye song that absolutely everyone and their brother (and sister, and step-aunts, and second cousin once removed) has been posting? I listened to it once and dramatically pretended to melt off my couch with boredom. Eh.
Everyone kept posting it so I thought maybe I was missing the point, so I listened to half the album on Spotify. There were a couple of the other tracks I really liked,...
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I would like to take this moment to thank Land's...
For making their larges actually large, so a chubbster like me can actually fit in them.
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“I’m not comfortable letting some one who curls her bangs design this project....”
– Me, to my coworker. Not sorry. It’s a valid point. (via belovedofthewoods)
Worcester is my hell. I’m not even kidding. I had one lovely hour there once (it involved a beautiful man and a brownie sundae), but every other minute I have spent there has been a disaster.
True story - I once...
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Well, then!
I just discovered that since I’ve been at my company a goddamn dog’s age (November marked the beginning of my 7th year), I get an extra 40 hours of PTO this year. YEA BITCHES.
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This week is going to be awesome.
Massive looming deadline we’re never going to make? Check.
Shared office with a person who does not ever stop talking? Check.
Allergies out of control because nature’s not sure what to make of our weather lately? Check.
Panic attack on a Monday morning? Check.
Good times!
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Sometimes I get really bored.
So I go on Craigslist and other sites to see if there’s anything to do in my town. Any groups to join, any events happening, any classes that seem interesting.
And then I’m not only bored, I’m also depressed. BIBLES! FISHING! WEDDINGS! Without even looking at these, if anyone ever asked me what there is in my town, that’s exactly what I’d say. The table tennis...
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I heard you all bitching so I had to turn on the...
Girl sure can’t dance like she used to.
Also, Rune, she’s playing your blowing Jesus song. Another for the hymnal, methinks.
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I'm trying to watch Tree of Life.
I’m about 15 minutes in and it’s already insufferable.
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This little football game is having adverse...
Le sigh.
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umcanyounot replied to your photo: 10 (ish) am.
I’m impressed you shower on Sundays
Yeah, well I didn’t shower yesterday, so it all evens out.
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