PS - I’m not a terrible person
If he looked like he needed food, I would have given it to him. He didn’t look like he needed food. He looked like a little asshole trying to get away with something.
I had a young man approach me on the street tonight and ask if he could have the leftovers I was carrying.
I was waiting to cross the road. The conversation went something like this:
Him: Hey, can I have that?
Me: What? No.
Him: Your food, your extra food, can I have it?
Me: No dude, this is mine.
Him: You’re not going to give your food to a kid on the street? (ed. note: “kid” = 24)
Me: No. No I’m not.
Luckily the light turned then and I started walking across the road with another woman who had been standing there.
Her: Are you serious? He thought you were going to give him your food?
Me: Right?! What the hell?
Unofficial Poll Results
Pro-owl: 10
Anti-owl: 4
Owl-ambivalent: 6
Well, there goes my theory. Your responses were HILARIOUS though, so thanks for that. :)
Love this one!
via:heylaney:
I’m working on trying to have a bit more structure in my life. Like, say, not forgetting a daily project I had started, or creating a flash fiction group. This might be a fun addition to that plan.
Similar to that Channing Tatum thing that’s going around
Re: the “This Means War” trailer? If I was in Tom Hardy’s arms and the sprinkler broke? Who cares. So you’ll get wet. Kiss the man, for god’s sake.
In addition to proper, touristy photos, I also took pictures of hilarious things.
Shameless self-promotion
I just remembered yesterday that I had started a 365 photo project back in December. Whoops. There’s a month gone! So I’ve started uploading photos from my Europe trip as a project re-boot, and then I’ll start taking new ones starting today. If you’re interested in supporting a mediocre photographer, the link is here.
If you think it won’t be too boring, I’m going to put together a few photosets from Europe too, maybe one from each city (five total). Maybe I’ll do one a day all next week. That sounds like a fun plan, let’s do that.
Hypothetical Question
Years ago, when I was on blogger, there was a thing set up that they called “Flash Fiction Friday.” How it worked was that one person would write a prompt every Friday morning, be it a starting sentence, or a collection of words to use, or whatever, and everyone who wanted to participate would write a short piece and post it to their own site by the end of the day Monday.
Say I was interested in starting a little something like that over here. Is that something that anyone would actually want to participate in?
Now this is just getting a little ridiculous.
I just had the missinge warning pop up on my work computer. I don’t have missinge on my work computer. It’s not there. You didn’t detect it. Quit terrorizing us, Tumblr, for pete’s sake.
