I don’t even know.
Hoppy beer is awful—or at least, its bitterness is ruining craft beer’s reputation. - Slate Magazine
YES.
PREACH!
No. I’m sorry, but this is wrong.
Seven paragraphs into this poorly-researched article, the author says:
Let’s be clear: Not all craft beer is hoppy. There are many craft breweries that seek to create balanced, drinkable beers that aren’t very bitter at all, like Patrick Rue’s the Bruery in Placentia, Calif., and the Commons Brewery in Portland, Ore. Among the non-hoppy yet complex and delicious American craft beers available are Widmer’s hefeweizen, New Glarus’ cherry and raspberry beers, and Full Sail Brewing’s Session Lager (a beer specifically developed to serve as a refreshing counterpoint to overhopped beers). America’s independent breweries make beers to suit every palate, not just the ones that revel in bitterness.
Yeah, so the entire premise of the headline is disproven by the author, but somehow Slate thought this was still worth publishing. That’s lazy and should be an embarrassment for both writer and editor.
There are plenty of craft beers that aren’t hop-forward, like Mama’s Little Yella Pils from Oskar Blues, Lagunitas PILS, and Coney Island Lager. There are literally dozens of browns, stouts, and wheat beers that feature malt and yeast instead of hops. The first craft beer I ever had, when I was in college and convinced that all beer was Budweiser was St. Rogue’s Red Ale, from Rogue brewing.
A more accurate and actually useful article might be headlined Think All Craft Beer Is Too Hoppy? Think Again.
I know that the only reason this got all the way to Wil Wheaton is that I posted a link to an article on a controversial subject, with a link-baiting headline, and offered no exposition on my part, but it still feels kind of awesome.
And of course he’s right, there are a lot of craft beers that aren’t hoppy, but here’s my problem. I don’t live in a place with easy access to microbrews. I’m in a small town in a southern state, and not a lot of local independent brewers. I can’t just pop to the store and pick up a Mama’s Little Yella Pils or a Coney Island Lager. Most independent breweries do not have my local area on their distribution list.
Craft beer is obviously on the rise in popularity in recent years, and so there are places locally who are trying to get into that scene. The problem is that most of what’s carried in those places is on the high end of hops. I don’t know if someone read that it’s what’s popular this season, if it’s what’s the easiest to get in stock, or if it’s what sells the best, but there is no denying that practically everything on tap in this town is really hoppy.
That is very frustrating to me, as someone who isn’t a fan, and that’s where I was coming from with the blind link to that post.
Obviously this is getting reblogged left right and center and people on both sides of the argument are fed up. Hooray the internet! But I happened to catch this response, and it’s probably what I should have said in the first place, so thanks for that.
Dance Dance Friday Song of the Day
Quad City DJ’s | C’Mon ‘N Ride It (The Train)
Because someone the other day was surprised that I had already graduated college when Nelly started putting out records, (yeah, long story), and I had to be all “No, you want to know what was popular when I was in college?”
Candy Crush Saga addiction seems to be a real problem these days
Let me tell you how I cured myself of it.
I got to level 135.
It’s impossible and I gave up. If I hadn’t, there’d be no hair left on my head.
“I’m a tech person. I mean, I put six movies on a disc and watch them using a program called DivX.”
Hahahahahaha.
Sidelined from kickball with “severe” shin splints from hoofing around New York like an asshole. Watching makes me realize I’m not as bad at this as I thought. We have a catcher who is afraid of the ball, and a girl on the other team (who has my name, incidentally) got herself out by running into the ball in midair.
The Nerdist dropped a podcast with Fitz of the Tantrums yesterday
If that’s your thing, you should definitely listen. Hardwick is such a great conversationalist, and Fitz apologizes for loving The Rock and swears a lot. It’s great all around.
I was just going through old photos/screenshots on my phone and found this. Crosswords don’t have to be stuffy, you see.
I may never laugh again. I have blown a funny fuse. The one that got me? Boilerdang Curdlesnoot.
oh my god tears are actually falling down my face
Don’t ask me why, but at some point while reading these, I completely lost the ability to breathe I was laughing so hard. I don’t know why they struck me as so funny. But they kinda are.
I already had tears pouring down my face, but when I got to Snickerdoodle Chittybangbang I completely lost it.




